Linguistic joke

[Zeus10]

A great discovery:

The Greek archeologists helped by many proffesors from Harvard University, Oxford, Chicago and from any university in the entire World, made a great discovery. They found a tablet written in an alphabet similar to the Linear B, which they easily deciphered and transcipted because as Ventris himself was prognosing must be in Greek and only in Greek:



The tablet belongs to the year 1201 BCE, is written by Achilles himself. He recommends the Italian Police to get rid off the Fiat vehicles and now on to use only Ferrari and Lamborgini.
The archeologists never found the response from Italian Police, but they are sure that the response is also writen in an archaic Greek..

[erix77]

I bet the response is written in Linear B latin and that is why the greeks don't get it
nice one.

Greket bazohen ne faktin qe disa mbishkrime te Linear B kane fjale qe ngjajne me disa emra perendish apo vendesh dhe sipas tyre si rjedhoje Linear B eshte greqisht,por fatkeqesiht per ta asnje fjale e Linear B nuk ngjan me ndonje fjale greke dhe keta emra mund te jene te njejte ne shume gjuhe,pra Linear B nuk mund te jete greqisht vetem bazuar tek ngjashmeria e disa emrave.prandaj askush nuk i merr seriozisht keta komike moderne grek.

[Bream]

A great discovery:

The Greek archeologists helped by many proffesors from Harvard University, Oxford, Chicago and from any university in the entire World, made a great discovery. They found a tablet written in an alphabet similar to the Linear B, which they easily deciphered and transcipted because as Ventris himself was prognosing must be in Greek and only in Greek:



The tablet belongs to the year 1201 BCE, is written by Achilles himself. He recommends the Italian Police to get rid off the Fiat vehicles and now on to use only Ferrari and Lamborgini.
The archeologists never found the response from Italian Police, but they are sure that the response is also writen in an archaic Greek..

I didn't know that Achilles had a gift of prevision))

[Orakulli]

Profesore te injorances. Ata nuk dine me elementaret e asaj gjuhe dhe jo me te krahasohet me ndonji gjuhe te bere nga copeza te shqipes ne nji idjoti prifterinjsh.
Shembull si ndertohet prej shqipes:

aspect-latinisht:ASPECTUS;US-IDIOTI PRIFTERINJSH=si duket dicka=
SHQIP e vjeter=AS PE KET
as=asht
pe=pe
ct=ket(e)
Mendojne qe latinshtja ka pasur "specere"=me shikue
Eshte pak e gjate si ndertim per kohen qe pretendohet per latinishtem, megjithate:
s+pe+ke+re. Baza eshte folja "me pa"
differente=di bere= te bera dy pjese, te ndash ne ne dy pjese. Baze eshte numerori "dy-di" dhe folja "ber", e transformuar cuduiterisht ne 'f", qe tregon nje distance te madhe nga koha e perdorimit me bashtingelloren e zeshme "b", e cila kalon ne b>p>ph>f, ku "f" eshte fundi i transformimit fonetik te munhshem te saj. Kthimi pas ne "b' nuk eshte me i mundur.
Nuk eshte aspak nga "dis" dhe "ferre", dhe injoranca e pafund e 10 shekujve ne budadallek gjuhesor. Ata kane vjedhur nga librat e gjuhes Shqipe pothuaj gjithcka.
Pse e kane mohuar, kjo eshte dicka tjeter dhe nuk ka te beje aspak me shpjegimet e mesiperme.

[faon perrovarri]

Jam marre me deshifrimin e fjales "specere" dhe "spekulacione", dhe fjala "aspect" deshifrohet ashtu sic e ke realizuar
ti.Ate qe dua une te theksoj une eshte se fjala "specere" me duket se ka kuptimin "me ndjek,me vrojtu".
Dhe prej saj vjen fjala spekulacione =shoh,pres momentin e pershtatshem per te lojtur,çë të realizoj poshtersine.
Besoj se fjala aspekt eshte shume e vonshme, dhe riedh prej "specere" dhe njekohesisht fjala ashtept=aspeto.