"Moreover, you scorned our people, and compared the Albanese to sheep, and according to your custom think of us with insults. Nor have you shown yourself to have any knowledge of my race. Our elders were Epirotes, where this Pirro came from, whose force could scarcely support the Romans. This Pirro, who Taranto and many other places of Italy held back with armies. I do not have to speak for the Epiroti. They are very much stronger men than your Tarantini, a species of wet men who are born only to fish. If you want to say that Albania is part of Macedonia I would concede that a lot more of our ancestors were nobles who went as far as India under Alexander the Great and defeated all those peoples with incredible difficulty. From those men come these who you called sheep. But the nature of things is not changed. Why do your men run away in the faces of sheep?"
Letter from Skanderbeg to the Prince of Taranto ▬ Skanderbeg, October 31 1460

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Ky është vendi ku ju mund të sillni pjeseza humori, shqiptare apo të huaj, si dhe krijimin tuaj të humorit.

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Post by Stilian » Sun Jan 08, 2012 5:28 pm

keshtu mendoje dhe une!
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kur blen stampante te re dhe nuk ka brenda kabullin
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kur ha dhe shkruan ne te njejtin moment te duket vetja mr.fantastic
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Post by Stilian » Sun Jan 08, 2012 5:32 pm

sikur "Monna Lisa" te kishte patur facebook!
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si e shikojne te tjeret karrigen, dhe si e shikoje une
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Greece demands Iran pay 800 billion euros in reparations from Greco-Persian wars.
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ATHENS - Following a conveniently timed demand that Germany pay further reparations arising from its occupation of Greece during WWII, the Greek government has gone on to demand the government of Iran pay an even larger amount to compensate Greece for repeated invasions by Ancient Persia in 5th Century BCE.
“Our accountants came up with a fair calculation based on damage done during the many invasions of Darius and Xerxes,” said deputy finance minister Dimitris Mardas. “They have calculated that we are owed $815 billion Euros, or 600 sacks of silver Drachmas, whatever the Ayatollah would prefer to pay.”
Greek authorities say the debt accrues from the loss of Greek life, the millions spent to feed, house and equip several armies, as well as the extreme cost of making enough animal sacrifices to Poseidon to get him to unleash “the winds of fury” upon the Persian ships.
“Not to mention how much we spent on soothsayers, philosophers and young boys for our soldiers to have sex with. You think they worked for free?” asked Mardas.
However the Iranian government did not appear ready to acquiesce to Greece’s demands. President Hassan Rouhani stated “the matter of reparations was closed in 2006, when Iran paid Greece hundreds of millions of dollars in the form of box office sales for the movie 300.”
At press time Greece had officially informed the government of Turkey that it would forget about the whole Ottoman Empire thing if it could just borrow, like, 50 bucks.
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#LOJËeRE
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Post by rrëqebull » Tue Jun 30, 2015 10:43 am

"KOASH" është psuedoakronim i OPKGVI-së: Organizatës Parapolitike Kundrashqiptare Grekoqefale të Vorio Ipirit
Komplet i ri për vajzat. Luani me barbi duke u bërë tualet, duke i veshur, princeshash dhe shumë të tjera. Vetëm me Barbie KOASH

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Arkiv: Në këto foto të vitit 1674 azapi dhe hoxha shkëmbejnë mësime për familjen.

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Arkiv: Në këto foto të vitit 1674 azapi dhe hoxha shkëmbejnë mësime për turizmin dhe shkencën.

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Game of Pambuk ‪#‎GOP‬

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