"Moreover, you scorned our people, and compared the Albanese to sheep, and according to your custom think of us with insults. Nor have you shown yourself to have any knowledge of my race. Our elders were Epirotes, where this Pirro came from, whose force could scarcely support the Romans. This Pirro, who Taranto and many other places of Italy held back with armies. I do not have to speak for the Epiroti. They are very much stronger men than your Tarantini, a species of wet men who are born only to fish. If you want to say that Albania is part of Macedonia I would concede that a lot more of our ancestors were nobles who went as far as India under Alexander the Great and defeated all those peoples with incredible difficulty. From those men come these who you called sheep. But the nature of things is not changed. Why do your men run away in the faces of sheep?"
Letter from Skanderbeg to the Prince of Taranto ▬ Skanderbeg, October 31 1460

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-lol- -bravo- Gjysh Gjeloshi
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-lol- -lol- Ministrat e kultures ashtu si historianet qe shkruajne librat.... -hahaha-
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Post by Aulona » Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:34 am

Growing up I was taught to "Treat people as I wanted to be treated", but as time passed and I met more people, I made my own version which is fair: "Treat people, like they treat you".

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:lol:
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Post by Arbëri » Fri Nov 27, 2009 7:45 am

Zonja Bakojani :mrgreen:
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Post by Aulona » Sun Nov 29, 2009 3:35 am

^^^^LOL let's not start again!





-lol- :lol: -hahaha-
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Liri-A-Vdekje
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Post by Patush » Sun Nov 29, 2009 4:11 am

Aulona wrote:^^^^LOL let's not start again!





-lol- :lol: -hahaha-

Shko merr nje pupul devejet e hajde e mgicilo :shock:
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Post by Aulona » Sun Nov 29, 2009 2:31 pm

Patush wrote:
Aulona wrote:^^^^LOL let's not start again!
-lol- :lol: -hahaha-

Shko merr nje pupul devejet e hajde e mgicilo :shock:
Kjo eshte preferenca jote mund te gjesh dike afer ta bej kete, megjithese ca nuk ben qesharake Saliu, mos u indinjo...;)


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Post by Arbëri » Sun Nov 29, 2009 7:43 pm

Tiger & Monkey Fight[/b

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Post by Patush » Mon Dec 14, 2009 8:53 pm

ahahha mjan mushe syt me lot


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Post by Arbëri » Fri Apr 02, 2010 10:08 pm

“Nëse doni të zbuloni historinë para Krishtit dhe
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Post by Zeus10 » Thu Apr 08, 2010 1:34 am

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing

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The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing

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