Hes a lover, not a fighter, but hes also a fighter, so dont get any ideas. When it is raining, it is because he is sad. Even his parents advice is insightful. If there were an interesting gland, his would be larger than most mens entire lower intestines. His shirts never wrinkle. He is left-handed. And right-handed. Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there. He once knew a call was a wrong number, even though the person on the other end wouldnt admit it. You can see his charisma from space. The police often question him, just because they find him interesting. He once punched a magician. Thats right. You heard me. When he orders a salad, he gets the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongswhere there is no turning back. If a monument was built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would close, due to poor attendance. His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser mans entire body. His blood smells like cologne. On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him. He doesnt believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders. His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him. His pillow talk is years ahead of its time. Respected archaeologists fight over his discarded apple cores. He IS the Albanian Devil.
"Moreover, you scorned our people, and compared the Albanese to sheep, and according to your custom think of us with insults. Nor have you shown yourself to have any knowledge of my race. Our elders were Epirotes, where this Pirro came from, whose force could scarcely support the Romans. This Pirro, who Taranto and many other places of Italy held back with armies. I do not have to speak for the Epiroti. They are very much stronger men than your Tarantini, a species of wet men who are born only to fish. If you want to say that Albania is part of Macedonia I would concede that a lot more of our ancestors were nobles who went as far as India under Alexander the Great and defeated all those peoples with incredible difficulty. From those men come these who you called sheep. But the nature of things is not changed. Why do your men run away in the faces of sheep?"
Letter from Skanderbeg to the Prince of Taranto ▬ Skanderbeg, October 31 1460
Video Humoristike!!!
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Growing up I was taught to "Treat people as I wanted to be treated", but as time passed and I met more people, I made my own version which is fair: "Treat people, like they treat you".
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Growing up I was taught to "Treat people as I wanted to be treated", but as time passed and I met more people, I made my own version which is fair: "Treat people, like they treat you".
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Growing up I was taught to "Treat people as I wanted to be treated", but as time passed and I met more people, I made my own version which is fair: "Treat people, like they treat you".
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Growing up I was taught to "Treat people as I wanted to be treated", but as time passed and I met more people, I made my own version which is fair: "Treat people, like they treat you".
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^^^^LOL let's not start again!

Growing up I was taught to "Treat people as I wanted to be treated", but as time passed and I met more people, I made my own version which is fair: "Treat people, like they treat you".
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Liri-A-Vdekje
Qui tacet consentit
Heshtja eshte Hjeksi!
Qui tacet consentit
Heshtja eshte Hjeksi!
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Aulona wrote:^^^^LOL let's not start again!
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Shko merr nje pupul devejet e hajde e mgicilo
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Kjo eshte preferenca jote mund te gjesh dike afer ta bej kete, megjithese ca nuk ben qesharake Saliu, mos u indinjo...Patush wrote:Aulona wrote:^^^^LOL let's not start again!
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Shko merr nje pupul devejet e hajde e mgicilo
Gezuar 29 Nendorin, diten kur Shkodra ishte qyteti i fundit qe u clirua ne Shqiperi.
Growing up I was taught to "Treat people as I wanted to be treated", but as time passed and I met more people, I made my own version which is fair: "Treat people, like they treat you".
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Tiger & Monkey Fight[/b
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ahahha mjan mushe syt me lot
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The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing
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The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing